Resolutions
1. Spend less time with family.
2. Gain 20 more pounds, because the other 20 I gained and lost three times this year may not stick.
3. Quit walking so much during lunch break. Order delivery into office.
4. Spend more time talking about my cat to complete strangers/coworkers/anyone with ears.
5. Talk more about myself.
These are joke resolutions people!
Yesterday, Andrew (my brother-in-law) and I decided we should both make joke New Year’s Resolutions list to see whose would be funnier… probably his (which will be posted sometime soon). Steven and Andrew are just hard to beat in the humor department.
If I was going to make a real resolution, it would be to act more like a lady, because that is sort of an umbrella for a lot of things I would like to improve on – swearing less, taking better care of myself, not talking about other people, being nicer, etc.
But making a real resolution would be too much work. We’ll just see what happens!
Themocracy
I liked these better when I thought they were real. Bummer.
I resolve to not take Kilax and what she says at face value.
kapgar – I am finally getting back at you for that April Fools trick from so long ago…
You have inspired me to begin talking about your cat to complete strangers as well.
I was planning on coming to Chicago to visit you this spring, but after resolution #1, I may have to push the plans back until 2009. See you then!
#4 cracked me up. I think I am going to adopt this resolution as well!
your resolutions are hilarious!!!!
I resolve to stop blogging and blog hopping and doing anything blog related.
pfffthahahahahaha. Yea, right.
I especially like #1. #2 hits too close to home for me. As for #5, not only should I start talking about myself more, I think I’m going to videotape myself talking about myself, upload it to the Internet and send the link to everyone I know; this will save me much time in 2008 and everybody likes to save time unless they are evil. In fact, the video will be my chosen method for alerting my family of resolution #1. It’s a plan.
Andrew – I knew my evil plan to keep you away would work!
diane – I won’t mind that resolution from you or anyone!
CourtneyInControl – luckily, they are not true… well not COMPLETELY true
Gina (Mannyed) – ha ha ha. HA. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
lcmotorist – Your plan is perfect! I might have to borrow your idea.