My resolution

By , December 31, 2008 4:41 pm

A homeless woman just shouted at me, “You’re infected with disease you disgusting whore!”

Is it that obvious?!

New Year’s Resolution: Cover up the fact that I am a disgusting whore infected with disease. It’s gonna be hard, but I think 2009 is the year I can finally do it!

Happy New Year’s!

19 Responses to “My resolution”

  1. diane says:

    Kim, you’re hilarious!! I love the new header. πŸ™‚ Happy New Year to you, Steven and Data too!

  2. kilax says:

    diane – Thanks, Diane. It really made me laugh! Happy New Year to you, E, Beatrice and… oh no! I forgot your other kitty’s name! I’m sorry πŸ™

  3. Denise says:

    Ha Ha Ha Crazy people everywhere, aren’t there?

    I love the new header with you and Thomas Patrick. He’s so cute!

    HAPPY NEW YEAR to You,Steven and Data!

    From ALL of us: Denise,Larry,Spotty,Spike,Fuzzy,Taffy,Noel,Sammy,Kali,Zip,Tubby,
    Gabby and Fluffy.

    Have a GREAT 2009!!

  4. joanharvest says:

    I hope you get rid of that disease before the New Year Hits. πŸ˜‰ so you can start the New Year disease free. πŸ™‚ I hope you have a wonderful New Year!!

  5. DeAnne says:

    they’ve got a shot for it ya know . . .

    What is it with you and the homeless, they don’t bug me but boy do they seem to target you???

    for the new year I am suggesting a nice lush bath and fornication with your husband only, free of charge of course πŸ˜‰

    gotta love the city ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

  6. martymankins says:

    Don’t listen to strangers… they know nothing and tell lies. Listen to your friends. They speak the real truth.

    Happy New Year.

  7. Nat says:

    Damn! I hope it’s the kind of disease that happens when you are having much too much fun.

    And Happy New Year.

  8. *lynne* says:

    wow, that was certainly a “different” New Year’s greeting you got from her!

    Me, I’ll keep it a LOT more toned down:
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

  9. Gina (Mannyed) says:

    Yea just let me know when you get that under control. Does it spread? Sounds infectious. Does CoverGirl make a good enough coverup for that? Opi? I dunno Kim, sounds like an up hill battle to me, but good luck with that. : )

    HILARIOUS!

    Happy 2009!

  10. kilax says:

    Denise – They ARE everywhere. And some are not bold enough to shout out at you like that! Thanks about the header! Happy New Year to you and the gang! Ugh! I keep forgetting to email you and tell you I got the article and Xmas card. I’m sorry πŸ™

    joanharvest – So far I feel okay. So far πŸ˜‰ Happy New Year!

    DeAnne – Free of charge? Who is supposed to be paying? And, I don’t think these homeless people target me; I think my luck is just that awesome πŸ˜‰

    martymankins – Very good advice. Now, who are my friends? JK! Happy New Year!

    Nat – That must be it! Because I was in a good mood to be walking to the train station early when she shouted out at me! Happy New Year!

    *lynne* – Oh Lynne, you’re so mild! Ha! πŸ˜› Happy New Year!

    Gina (Mannyed) – Hmmm, I didn’t even think about trying cover-up! What a good tip! Ha! Happy 09!

  11. marissa says:

    Ha ha! That’s classic! Happy, happy New Year!

  12. Robin says:

    It explains sooooo much. πŸ˜‰

    Happy New Year!

  13. suze says:

    Heehee. Happy New Year!!!

  14. kilax says:

    marissa – Happy New Year! I am assuming you’ve heard similar craziness on the streets of NYC?

    Robin – Ha! It may explain the past few grumpy posts, that’s for sure! Happy New Year!

    suze – Happy New Year! πŸ™‚

  15. teeni says:

    Holy crap! You really shouldn’t be sharing such intimate details with those homeless people you know. Since she is homeless, she is probably just jealous of everything you DO have, including all those infectious diseases and sex partners! LOL.

    Oh well, at least she gave you a funny post topic! Thank you, freaky homeless lady! πŸ˜‰

  16. kilax says:

    teeni – It’s just so hard to make new friends in Chicago πŸ˜‰ HA HA! I do feel bad, kind of making fun it here, but it made me laugh.

    kapgar – Thanks for not saying anything sooner πŸ˜‰

  17. that was hilarious!!!! LMAO!!!! good luck with that- you’ll have to keep us updated on how it’s going!!!! Happy (belated) New Year to you, Steven, & Data!!!! i can’t wait to hear what 2009 brings!!!
    =^..^=

  18. kilax says:

    CourtneyInControl – My disease must be getting better already because she didn’t yell at me at all this week! Happy belated New Year!

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