Now I know what to get him for Christmas

By , December 11, 2007 5:49 am

The last time I checked, the whip was not considered a musical instrument.

Of course, that was a long time ago.

My charming husband insists that a whip noise(s) can be added to any song. Even county music. Even classical music. And apparently, especially holiday music.

My ride home with Steven last night was especially fun. I got to hear his “expert-level” whip noises added to “O Holy Night,” “Christmas Shoes,” “Linus and Lucy,” and Dolly Parton and Kenny Roger’s “A Christmas to Remember.” A youtube video may be in production soon.

If you don’t know Steven, this is probably not that funny; but he’s really such a goofball. And so much fun. He acts all serious around my friends and coworkers (and sometimes family) but when we’re alone he is completely different. I imagine it is this way with a lot of couples.

Also, it’s nice to know I’m not the only crazy one.

12 Responses to “Now I know what to get him for Christmas”

  1. Lisa says:

    Oh you’re definitely not the only crazy one, but a whip?!? Are you sure he wants it for music?

  2. diane says:

    This is exactly why we like Steven. He seems so quiet and reserved and then *BAM!*–he whips out the funny.
    Pun intended. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. kilax says:

    Lisa – what ever do you mean… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    diane – Ha ha ha! ๐Ÿ™‚ Wait until you really get to know him; then he will be funny all the time.

  4. sizzle says:

    sounds like that kind of fun could get kinky. ๐Ÿ˜‰ weeeeee!

  5. hahahahaha! i’m picturing the whipping noise addition to “Christmas shoes”. I probably would have died laughing – that’s exactly my type of humor, lol. It doesn’t take much.

  6. i think Steven might have just been using Christmas songs as something to bring up a good Christmas idea for himself… ๐Ÿ™‚
    that is hilarious!!! that sounds like something R would do!!!

  7. Christina says:

    Haha, good ol’ Steven! I miss you two so much!

  8. Andrew says:

    Wait a minute… You’re telling me that Steven has a goofy sense of humor? No, freakin’ way. All of these years, I thought he was just really weird.

  9. ajooja says:

    Yeah, that’s kind of how I am too. You guys probably know more about “the real me” than I show in public.

    I’m real quiet and shy most of the time, but I’ve been known to crack the whip … or run naked. ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Rachel says:

    That’s hilarious.

    They should totally use more whips in country music.

  11. Jodi says:

    Read the new blog I posted today! Christmas music all around!

    BTW – I just watched your wedding slide show and I am crying all over the keyboard! What a beautiful way to remember your special day!

    Tell Steven Hi!

  12. kilax says:

    sizzle – maybe I really should get him one. But I don’t want to endanger myself or the cat!

    Gina (Mannyed) – Don’t be ashamed that it doesn’t take much for a laugh! ๐Ÿ˜‰ That’s my kind of gal ๐Ÿ˜‰

    CourtneyInControl – if you say R would do it, then I really don’t feel like we are crazy! hee hee ๐Ÿ™‚

    Christina – and when we see you in January, all the Christmas music won’t be playing anymore. Maybe you can put in a request to Steven?

    Andrew – he’s both Andrew – weird and a sense of humor.

    ajooja – I am remembering your “run naked” challenge to your son! HA HA!!!

    Rachel – I agree. Then maybe I could stand to listen to it.

    Jodi – Hi Jodi! I will have to check out your blog. I am happy you liked the slideshow. We have a few pics of you and your fam. I wonder if Diana ever showed them to you?

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