No ketchup

By , July 18, 2018 6:26 am

It’s time to celebrate, fellow hot dog lovers*, it’s National Hot Dog Day**!

And it’s time for me to tell another story about how slow I am.

When I was driving to the city on Sunday, I saw a few electronic tollway signs that said “no texting, no speeding, no ketchup.”

photo from here, I did NOT take a photo of the sign

I totally was NOT getting the “no ketchup” part.

So I told Steven about it, and he’s like, “yeah, because they don’t put ketchup on their hot dogs in Chicago?” (And I was driving in Chicagoland.)

So much duh, Kim. So. Much. Duh.

And now that I get it, I find it very humorous they put that on a sign. And wonder how many out-of-towners it confused.

I have not had a proper Chicago dog this year – all of mine have been in Wisconsin or at home. Soon… Soon.

*Last week someone told me they went to a ballgame and I asked if they got a hot dog, and they said they didn’t want to eat lips and a$$. To which I suggested, “get the vegan hot dog!” So, to clarify, I’m a lover of vegan hot dogs.
**Did anyone celebrate National French Fry Day last Friday? And wasn’t it recently National Ice Cream Day? Gotta love these made up holidays!

10 Responses to “No ketchup”

  1. Anne says:

    Ha! It’s funny because it’s on a highway sign that has nothing to do with hot dogs 🙂

    I learned about the whole no ketchup on hot dogs thing not long after moving to Chicago, when I put ketchup on my dogs at Wrigleyville Dogs one late Friday or Saturday night, not realizing that was a thing. I contend that I’m not from there, and when I really want to get into an argument, that coney dogs are better than Chicago dogs. There. I said it. I don’t need a salad on my hot dogs.

    • kilax says:

      Exactly!

      If they don’t want us to use ketchup, WHY IS IS OUT?! For the fries? I haven’t had a coney dog. The internet says it has “meat sauce” and onions and mustard? Is this accurate? I do love all the toppings on the Chicago dog 🙂

      • Anne says:

        Yep it’s basically a chili dog but I think the distinction is that the sauce doesn’t have beans in it. When I make my own, I blend my chili up a little to get the right texture. So meat sauce is an accurate description.

        Speaking of hot dogs – Terry found a hot dog place in Columbus that has veggie and vegan dogs, so we’re going to check that out soon to see if you guys would like it 🙂

        • kilax says:

          Yum! I will have to try a vegan one some day! And let me know what you think of the place in Columbus (although I figured all our meals would be at Melt?!)!

  2. kathy says:

    That sign would 100% confuse me too. They look like some good dogs!

  3. It was National Ice Cream Day on Sunday! I definitely celebrated, because that’s basically a religious holiday as far as I’m concerned 😛

    I will never understand why it is so forbidden to have ketchup on a Chicago-style hot dog. I mean, I get that it’s not one of the toppings you’re supposed to include for it to be Chicago style, but I don’t understand WHY it’s not one of the toppings you’re supposed to include. Ketchup is categorically delicious and frankly (heh puns), I think a hot dog without ketchup is not a hot dog worth eating. I will happily and unapologetically put ketchup on any hot dog I eat in the city of Chicago and its surrounding suburbs, because it makes the hot dog better.

  4. Mica says:

    I also would not have understood that sign either. I just quizzed Harrison–he said he did know that Chicago-style hot dogs don’t have ketchup, but he said he might have gotten that road sign.

    I love vegan hot dogs too! Now I want one.

    • kilax says:

      I am glad it was not just me! Steven made it seem so obvious!!!!

      GET ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And load it up with yummy toppings so it tastes like something, ha!

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