My sister’s new wedding dress

By , July 29, 2013 6:28 am

Just a few funnies to start your Monday… somehow two of them ended up being cat related… oops?

Funny #1: Like I said, Rachel and I found some some funny cat print clothes on Amazon before we settled on the Grumpy Cat shirts for our race last week. One thing I found was so completely awesome I had to buy it (as a gag gift?) for my snister. Judging from the post she left on my Facebook wall, and our following conversation… I think she found it humorous!

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Come on, Facebook! What kind of an image preview is that?! Here is the full dress:

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Damn. If only it came in my size. Erin didn’t include this in her cat ladies fashion post, but I bet she just overlooked it. Yep! That’s it!

Would you find it amusing to get that dress as a gift in the mail? Ha ha ha.

Funny #2: Here is a gif of what Data did to keep himself distracted while I took my test last week (you might have to reload as I set it up to just play once through, or, click on it to watch it in a new screen):

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Get that mousie! Hmm, I wonder if this gif will ever make it to this blog?!

Funny #3: Well, only me and a few other people may find this funny, but yesterday I was over confident during my run and skipped a porta pottie in favor of a public bathroom (with real plumbing) I knew was a mile+ down the road. BAD idea. BAD! I should know better. It was probably my fastest mile as I picked it up to get to the bathroom before I had an accident. I got there… and the door was locked. P-A-N-I-C!!! I asked my dad where I should go (first thought: bushes) and he suggested running to the hospital, which was across the street. As I took off to run there, a lady pulled up, got out of her car and asked if I needed to use the bathroom. YES!

Only, she was walking really slow from sciatica pain. Which was funny, as one of the questions on my personal trainer exam was about sciatica. So we slowly walked to the bathroom and unlocked it for me. But! No accidents! Woo hoo! So happy she showed up when she did! 

Funny #4: Gina* sent me a super cute video of Luca singing happy birthday to me. He has the “birthday” part missing in some of the phrases, so he was singing “Happy Kim.” Yes! That video did make a very happy Kim!!!

Funny #5: Actually NOT funny. This fall weather in the summer. I have been to my parent’s cabin on the Mississippi River twice this summer, and both times, I’ve had to borrow sweat pants** from my Grandma (who lives there year round) because it is so dang cold. Yes! You are completely surprised I am saying this, as I loooooove cold weather. However… I want it to be hot when I go to the river! I want to swim and go on boat rides! Although, playing Trains for the first time was fun!

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Any funnies from your weekend?

*Gina updated her blog! Go read it! Especially my comment that came off completely wrong. Sigh. I am good at that!
**I was of the “If I don’t pack pants***, I won’t need them!” mindset. I probably should pack them… THEN I won’t need them. 
***I am not running around naked, just in shorts. 

20 Responses to “My sister’s new wedding dress”

  1. kelsey says:

    So jeally of her cat dress! she looks SO FAB!

  2. Uh, I almost had the same situation yesterday on my long. Stupid lady cramps. Thankfully, the bathroom was open but I had to run about a mile to get there. The worst part was that I passed a co-worker on the trail (he was walking) and had to pass him again 5 minutes later after everything was “resolved.”

  3. Mica says:

    I want this dress to be the “real” thing for the wedding. (haha, no just kidding) I would be amused to receive that as a gift, but then I’d probably worry about what I was going to do with it since it wouldn’t fit into my minimalist lifestyle. Haaaaaaa.

    I love that Data gif! Next time I visit you, I want to be in a Data gif too!!

    • kilax says:

      Data says he would LOVE to have his girlfriend in a gif with him. But he is not sure it would be appropriate for the internets. Oh, Dates.

      Hmm. I guess I should cancel the French Bulldog dress order! (JK, but that would be awesome!)

  4. I love this fall like weather! It would be annoying if I wanted to go swimming. I was a summer girl when I lived in California. The disgusting humidity here has changed my tune. I love the fall!

  5. Declan says:

    #3.. oh the pain! I cannot run fast when an emergency #2 comes around. its like a gimping walk of shame.

    I want that cat top! I bet I can fill it nicely!

  6. I need that dress … along with the cat pants on Amazon.

  7. Xaarlin says:

    That cat dress. I have no words. CB says he wants to be on a dress now. Sheesh!

    Dates gif is totes adorbs. How did he make such a cool video? CB is jelly.

    Um boo to the cooler weather? You can have your heat back to go swimming as long as its nice and cold for fox valley. Mmmm k?

    Hmm well something funny that happened to me… Well it’s NSFW and I have a video so maybe I’ll sen it to you…ok kidding about the NSFW label. But I won’t put it on the internets. “What happens in Vegas..” Ya know?

    • kilax says:

      CB! He would be so cute on a dress. Must. Find. Dog. Dress.

      Data made the gif in Adobe Photoshop. He got a bit frustrated working on it last night at 10:45 when he should have been in bed. He is honored CB likes it 🙂

      Ha ha ha! Yes! Cool at FVM, Chicago, and Naperville… cool starting Sept 1!

      SEND ME THE VIDEO!

  8. Erin says:

    I totally had to stop for a bathroom emergency on my run on Saturday! The benefit to running in the city, though, is you can always find a coffee shop with a bathroom 🙂

    Also, if a cat dress showed up at my house I wouldn’t even know what to do with it. Maybe make a funny post on my blog?

    We used to play Trains all the time with Jason’s family (that’s where I learned to play) but now we tend to play Ticket to Ride. Which is a board game. About trains. Yeah, they like trains.

  9. Marcia says:

    I’m thinking at least the bridesmaids NEED to wear that dress! Super cute Data! Could not agree more: I love cold weather but NOT in JULY!

  10. martymankins says:

    Trains… we’ve played that many times with my wife’s sister over the years. They/we have always called it Mexican Train (the game instruction sheet actually calls it this). A fun game that I’ve always liked.

  11. jan says:

    Oh, that cat dress! How could you pass up such a treasure?

    Glad you made it to the potty in time!

  12. Anne says:

    I can’t say enough how awesome the cat dress is. And how well Christina is rocking it. Seriously, it’s like it was made for her.

    But even more importantly, you know how to play Mexican Train now! We play dominoes on the beach all the time in Michigan, and I love that game! Except that the old ladies there almost always beat up on me. Sigh.

  13. Rachel says:

    Your sister has just enough sass to pull that dress off. Hahahah too bad you couldn’t see her face when she opened it. Hmm should I send it to my sister too so they can match?

    I love the Data stop motion! Although, I know what Steven SHOULD have been doing while taking all those pictures. Busted!

    • kilax says:

      YES! Sent your sister the dress too! IT’S SO CHEAP!!!

      Busted indeed! He also made a practice pound cake that am too 🙂 Hee hee. That is time well wasted 😉

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